Bad Joke of the Week

JOKE: What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

Punchline to be delivered at a later date....

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:

JOKE:  What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:

PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  

Ewww.  

So three guys are sitting in a bar together, boozing the night away when a drunken old man staggers in.  He points at the guy in the middle and shouts, "Your Mom is the best lay in town!"

Everyone in the bar's expecting the guy to stand up and defend his honor, but he just sits there drinking.  So the old fool continues, mimicking the pelvic thrusting of coitus.  "I had her feet up on the headboard and I was just pounding away on that hot bitch!  Slap!  Slap!  And she just kept begging for more!"

The dude at the bar shakes his head and just keeps downing his beer, despite everyone in the tavern staring right at him.  So the old fool keeps rambling.  "I even got that bitch knocked up!  And she still wanted my man meat after that!  Yeah!  Your Mom's a filthy whore, boy!"

So the guy's buddies have a word with him.  "Dude!  Are you really going to take that from him?"

And the guy says, "Yeah, I kind of have to.  He's my Dad."

I stayed up all night wondering what happened to the Sun. Then it dawned on me.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  Thats when I had to put my foot down.

As I have gotten older I realized that I haven't become smarter, there's just less stupid shit left I haven't already done.

Once again I have come across another bad joke that I wish to share with my buds here in the wonderful world of Illusion Vale.

JOKE:  What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?

Answer if you know.  NO GOOGLE or else I will hunt you down and use my wiffle bat to unfluf your favorite pillow.  And I mean it too so don't try me.  

One letter and different spelling?

Not even close. Try again.

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?"

About $50 for dinner and a movie first.

Nope.  

The true difference between a slut and bitch is that a slut will screw anyone.  A bitch will screw anyone but you.

CEO: "We've got to stop testing our products on animals."
Adviser:  "Why?  Shampoo companies do it all the time."
CEO:  "Ya but we sell dildos."

Just a word of advice. If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns go for the juggler.

Never trust what an atom says to you.

They make up everything.