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Spirit of the Tiger
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSat Jul 08, 2017 5:49 am

JOKE: What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

Punchline to be delivered at a later date....
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeMon Jul 10, 2017 7:26 am

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:
JOKE:  What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  Very Happy
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The House of Ainsley
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSun Jul 30, 2017 10:18 pm

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:

PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  Very Happy
Ewww.  Razz

So three guys are sitting in a bar together, boozing the night away when a drunken old man staggers in.  He points at the guy in the middle and shouts, "Your Mom is the best lay in town!"

Everyone in the bar's expecting the guy to stand up and defend his honor, but he just sits there drinking.  So the old fool continues, mimicking the pelvic thrusting of coitus.  "I had her feet up on the headboard and I was just pounding away on that hot bitch!  Slap!  Slap!  And she just kept begging for more!"

The dude at the bar shakes his head and just keeps downing his beer, despite everyone in the tavern staring right at him.  So the old fool keeps rambling.  "I even got that bitch knocked up!  And she still wanted my man meat after that!  Yeah!  Your Mom's a filthy whore, boy!"

So the guy's buddies have a word with him.  "Dude!  Are you really going to take that from him?"

And the guy says, "Yeah, I kind of have to.  He's my Dad."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSun Aug 20, 2017 6:28 am

I stayed up all night wondering what happened to the Sun. Then it dawned on me.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSun Aug 27, 2017 12:46 am

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  Thats when I had to put my foot down.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeThu Oct 19, 2017 3:35 am

As I have gotten older I realized that I haven't become smarter, there's just less stupid shit left I haven't already done.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSat Oct 21, 2017 7:59 am

Once again I have come across another bad joke that I wish to share with my buds here in the wonderful world of Illusion Vale.

JOKE:  What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?

Answer if you know.  NO GOOGLE or else I will hunt you down and use my wiffle bat to unfluf your favorite pillow.  And I mean it too so don't try me.  Evil or Very Mad
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The House of Ainsley
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSat Oct 21, 2017 8:48 am

One letter and different spelling? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSun Oct 22, 2017 7:06 pm

Not even close. Try again.
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The House of Ainsley
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeMon Oct 23, 2017 5:34 am

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?"

About $50 for dinner and a movie first. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeMon Oct 23, 2017 6:10 am

Nope.  

The true difference between a slut and bitch is that a slut will screw anyone.  A bitch will screw anyone but you.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeMon Apr 02, 2018 6:27 am

CEO: "We've got to stop testing our products on animals."
Adviser:  "Why?  Shampoo companies do it all the time."
CEO:  "Ya but we sell dildos."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSat Jun 23, 2018 4:54 am

Just a word of advice. If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns go for the juggler.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Bad Joke of the Week - Page 3 Icon_minitimeMon Jun 25, 2018 5:32 am

Never trust what an atom says to you.

They make up everything.
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