The Vale A-B-C

Makes perfect sense...here anyway...

Now, here, sure, but, elsewhere? Highly questionable, I say.

Oh yeah? Why would you question it?

Please, for my own sanity, (not that there's much of it) and because it was on a letter by letter basis.

Quaint, isn't it?

Rightly so.

So do we use Kittens or no?

Terrible though it is, yes, we must use kittens... *blinks* I can't believe I said that.

Useful, those kittens!

Verily, verily, I say unto... *clears throat* yeah, useful.

Well, That settles it. Wraith can use Kittens to make her socks!

Xenophobic kittens though, only the xenophobic ones.

You can't tell xenophobic ones from any other kind!!

Zippers! You can too!

Alright, show me a xenophobic kitten!

Bah, you ask to much. That's why we have the Grand Xenophobic Judge of Kittens.

C'mon, you really expect me to believe that there is a Grand Xenophobic Judge of Kittens here?

Duh! Of course there is. How else can you tell the xenophobic kittens from the rest? Geez, didn't you pay attention in skool?

Eh, he's not listed in the phone book, so how do you get a ruling on xenophobic kittens??

French. He's french. You have to look in the Paris phonebook. He's a specialist you know.

Gee golly gosh guys, going good?

Huckleberry Fin.... was... sleepy....

I think you may be mixing Huck Finn with Rip Van Winkle.

Just think, soon, I'll be a millionaire!! *cough*

Kewel! Can I have $300,000?