The Vale Story

.... he was strangely colour blind, but that...

really didn't matter because he hated tomatoes. So...

... he swore to eat all the bananas....

but he was still holding the Subway Sandwich of World Domination, that would....

Ultimately lead to the love of his life, being....

..the girl who ran the banana stand.

Okay, I now have new rules for this little fun game of ours.

Officially from my post onwards, you can make a reply of however many words you wish, but you can only reply to the person above you. Do not look at anybody else's reply until you have written your own.

Have fun!!

She was the lovliest of girls. The way she peddled those bananas was something to be gawked at. She was just so good at it. It was said that she could peddle a banana to a customer 100 feet away. But that was just nonsense, wasn't it?

But nobody actually looked at the girl herself. To most people, she was just the girl who sold bananas. But she had so much more than that. She had friends... friends who were....

Ummm... did I scare people off?

She thought she was frightening, but he knew better. He knew she was really a lonely and kind soul, looking for someone who understood her.

Unfortunately there was no-one for her, so she decided one day to buy a pet. Turns out, when she went to the pet store, that the only thing she liked was a rather colourful and talkative parrot. She bought it straight away.

The bird was a rainbow of beautiful color and a talkative little guy. He had big bright eyes and was incredibly friendly. But to her dismay as she exited the pet shop she realized the parrot had only one foot and could only speak in german.

She immediately ran to the nearest book store and brought every book she could to learn how to speak to her bird which she loved dearly. As she walked out of the store she bumped straight into a tall young man and fell to the ground, the bird squawking loudly.

It just so happened this young man was looking for a girlfriend and loved birds. He helped her up and decided to take her out for a coffee. But first, they needed to get the bird back to her place.

Just when she thought her day had turned brighter, the heavens opened up and dumped buckets of rain down on the pair. Lucky, her male companion had an umbrella with him to shelter them as the ran to her home down the block.

But therre was a sudden gust of wind which blew the umbrella inwards and as the man tried to fix it the woman and bird started to get wet. She just stood there with a smile on his face as she watched him even though the bird squawked even louder.

the boy and girl smiled and then jumped when a drunken irishman ran down the street starkers, screaming his hatred for all that lives.

The girl, looked away in an embarrased fit, "Oh my god... his... his..." the boy simply nodded and clamped his hand over her eyes. "Come on, we've gotta get out of here. He sounds like he's gonna kill us!" he muttered and began to pull the girl along in a random direction.

*poke*

The lad and the lass ran hither and yon, through street and alley and plaza and throughway, but for all the bystanders gawking on stupidly, not one would lift a finger to stop the nude drunken Irishman from storming after them, bellowing drunken drinking songs and screaming about someone nicking his meat pies. But then, Tommy Lee Jones jumped out of a cargo van wearing a blue tutu and dropkicked the Irishman onto his back, quipping "That'll be enough out of you, sport!"

OMG... random....

I think I might tuck this thread away somewhere nice and quiet. Anyone not in favour of this?

What? You don't like Tommy Lee Jones?

Tommy Lee Jones.... (or Yummy Lee Jones) is absolutely fine. I just might have an objection to the blue tutu.

Tommy Lee Jones awaits his next course of action, folks.