The Vale A-B-C

Kid's stuff is pretty easy to make... even if you don't have talent.

lack of talent is no reason not to make gifts

Money is still a good gift though. Cold hard cash and all. $$$ $$$

not as meaningful as a thought out present though

On the other hand, it does give the receiver a chance to pick his or her own gift, even if the gesture of "I know you and care about you enough to know what you want most out of life" is lost....

Pshaw, and Fie upon you and your logic!

Quit using words like "pshaw".

Really now, Pshaw on your pshawing!

So you finally came back, huh?

turns out he never really left

Universal kinda guy, that's me!

Verily, this thread has hit a lull. :?

Whatchya talkin bout Willis?

(god I hate that....)

Xenomorphs from Mars got me, but I managed to escape.

You remembered to launch them out the airlock into the cold void of space afterwards, right?

Zebra's don't do so well in the cold, or so I've been told.

Alright then, I won't shoot a zebra out the airlock door.

But it's so much fun!

Can't really get them to hold still. The get all panicky and stuff when you jam them into the airlock.

Darn! Well, if you insist. You could drug em! With... marijuana. That's supposed to make you dopey and munchie.

Eeww! Who wants to shove a dopey, munchie zebra into an airlock??

That could get messy!

Fooey, you're no fun! *giggles*

Give the zebra a pizza. Then it won't be "munchie" anymore.

How do you know what kind of pizza Zebras like?

I just assume that anything will eat double cheese with green olives. Anything.