The Vale A-B-C

Just onions thank you. Not that I'm a zebra or anything, but I like onions and sausage. ^.^

*Koff! Koff!*

Green olives?!?, BLEECH!

Later, no olives, olives will be passed up. *nod*

Maybe the zebra will like the olives; that way it will be distracted enough.

Now! While its distracted! Heave!

oops...

Poor, poor zebra... what did it do to deserve being launched out of the airlock again?

Quiet now, your father will hear us.

Right now, Darth Vader is sensing some disturbance in the Force and firing up his lightsaber....

Satisfactory, but only just, Darth Vader will never catch me in my just satisfactory costumed farce.

Truly i tell you, he surely will.

Unbelievable! It cannot be!!

Verily, it is so.

Why, Akaron! Why must it be so! *weeps*

X-Files rock! (attempting to move the conversation)

Yes, yes they do.

Zatarain's is dinner from new orleans.

As an instant rice connosieur, I must declare that Uncle Ben's rice puts Zatarain's rice to shame.

Brown rice is good, I like brown rice, it's heathy.

Cook white or brown rice with black beans and some chicken, fantastic, filling, and easy

Don't forget your spices man! The spices are the most important part!

Egads man! I wouldn't presume to tell someone what spices to use, though i usually go for garlic and salt.

For gods sake! Instant rice? I would never touch the stuff - then again, I can cook...

Gods above, so can moose, but they still like instant rice.

How can one overlook the simplicity that is instant rice??