The Vale A-B-C

Zen saying of my own. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and eventually he will grow tired of fish and order pizza."

...As long as he has a pizzeria within driving distance, that is.

But what if a man wants fish on his pizza?

Canned fish on pizza, might be easier for him

Don't you all think that fish on a pizza sounds very unappealing?

Ever eaten anchovies on a pizza?

...Nope. Neither have I.

FOR THE WIN!

Good for you!

HUZZAH!!

"I AM A WORLD BEFORE I AM A MAN. I WAS A CREATRUE BEFORE I COULD STAND. I WILL REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET. BEFORE I FORGET ME."

A line from Slipknot's song Before I Forget.

Just so you know, Slipknot sucks.

Killjoy

Love ya too.

Long live GWAR!



So sad about GWAR just losing their lead guitarist last month, though. Rock In Peace, Cory "Flattus Maximus" Smoot.

Must we have all this fighting?

Now I wouldn't call it a fight, more like good natured poking between old friends. House of Ainsley and I have been poking fun at each other for close to 20 years.

On that note, when are you coming by to stay with me and my family again? I live back in Texas now because I eventually decided that St. Louis sucks, and Mom finally followed me late last year.

I still have that phone/answering machine combo with a bunch of your old answering machine messages, by the way.

Probably gonna use those saved messages to blackmail me or use in a smear campaign when I run for President.

Quite right. I have to persuade you to bring me in as your running mate somehow.

Really interesting conversation guys... no, really.

Such an interesting conversation I think you should both run for President.

That would be nice to run for President, but being Evil Overlord of the Planet would be even more fun. Just in case I become an evil overlord I will remember this one simple rule. Never build only one of anything important and always carry two fully loaded sub-machine guns on me at all times.

Unilaterally, I will remember to have two fully loaded sub-machine guns on you at all times.

By the way, this seems like a good time to remind you that you still owe me 20 bucks.

Very funny Drakon. Why in the world do you think I owe you 20 bucks?

Why not?

X+L to the M power=N.

Just in case you think I should you give you any money in the future use this little math equation to find out how much money I will give you Lord Drakon. Here is how you figue it out. X is the ammount of money in my bank account witch is usually 0. M is the ammount of money you think I should give you. L is the ammount of laughter I will have when you ask for the money. You will notice that L increases exponentially the higher the ammount of money you are asking for. Finally N=No. So use this equation in the future when asking me for money.

Disclaimer= I know this might be cheesy, but its all I could come up for X.