The Cool Videos Thread!

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:

 Don't tell GD or he will be pissed.  

Exceedingly so.   

So what happens if GD thinks that we're telling him, but we're actually lying through our teeth? Like telling GD that Jon Snow's mother is Arya Stark? Only, you know...someone more believable than Arya Stark?

You will probably make me wonder why you're posting lies rather than making posts in the House of Ainsley thread.   

Yeah, okay, I'll take your extremely subtle hint and head back to the House of Ainsley forum now.

YaY!!!

Now if Tiger would just make a post or something.....

Also, I see that Jazman's on! Hi, Jaz!

*Points*

JAZMAN SIGHTING!!!

Hello, I flew in and even posted,   

We missed you. Where have you been?

The House of Ainsley wrote:

So what happens if GD thinks that we're telling him, but we're actually lying through our teeth?  Like telling GD that Jon Snow's mother is Arya Stark?  Only, you know...someone more believable than Arya Stark?  

You mean like stuff that Jon Snow's father is really Khal Drago, that magic caused him to go back in time and be born into another mother instead of being killed?  How about the one where Sansa is really a master assassin trained from birth and its all part of the Stark plan to rule the 7 kingdoms?

Is that the post you were talking about Mr. Drakon?

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:

How about the one where Sansa is really a master assassin trained from birth and its all part of the Stark plan to rule the 7 kingdoms?

You forgot to mention the part where Sansa's on the road again after Petyr Baelish gets a little too frisky for her tastes, and she happens across Sandor, who is still very much fubared after his battle with Brienne of Tarth, so she uses the mystic healing arts to bring him back to good health, so then she and Sandor gossip about King Joffrey's death for a while, so then they head back to the Eyrie, where it turns out that the White Walkers came up with the brilliant idea to get past the Wall by tunnelling under it. So then Sansa and Sandor defend the Eyrie from wave after wave of White Walkers for five days straight, during which time Sandor invokes Ser Loras' life debt to him and drags him into the battle too, only for the White Walker King to turn Sansa into a White Walker herself.  Then she turns on them and kills Ser Loras, then Sandor has to put her down, then Sandor beheads the White Walker King while he's at it because he's just that hardcore.  And then Sandor tracks down Tyrion and tells him, "I've made many widows over the years, but you're my first widower," amid a hearty peppering of Imp-bashing insults and vulgarities.  And right around that time, I finally figure out why the whole Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones universe spells it "Ser" instead of "Sir".  

Too much information, Drak?  Is that too much information for you, sir?  

I fear that we've struck him mute, Tiger. Maybe this will loosen his tongue a bit.

Another Weird Al sighting (if a sighting it can be called):  How many of you watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

...oh.  It's just me?  Okay.

Anyway, the "Pinkie's Pride" episode first aired last February.  In it, Weird Al voices Cheese Sandwich, a competitor who drifts into Ponyville and clashes with Pinkie Pie for the title of Super Duper Party Pony (or something like that).  Like so:


He even squeezes in a sentimental moment:


But yeah, Cheese Sandwich is basically Weird Al as a pony.  

So what Weird Al sightings have you seen lately?

Incidentally....

I'm glad to see Wraith getting back into the swing here. Kudos, Wraith!

By the way, what the heck is the story with this "Stannis the Mannis" meme and this unfathomably big fanbase for Stannis Baratheon?


Can anyone explain Stannis' popularity when he has the personality of an eel compared to the likes of Tywin, Tyrion, Arya and the rest of those pesky Lannisters and compellingly tragic Starks?

...


It's something to do with Davos' coolness and/or Melisandre's sexiness, isn't it?

Here's another Weird Al parody that I find pretty funny.  

I've been a GWAR fan since the days when Beavis and Butt-head scourged the airwaves.  I was tuned in when Cory Smoot (Flattus Maximus, lead guitarist) died from coronary artery disease in 2011, and he was only 34 years old.


So why the hell am I just now finding out that Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus, lead vocals) died from a heroin overdose in 2014?  


Rest in Peace the Raw Horror of the Primordial Chaos, you insane bastards.

Of course, the rest of the band is still alive.  And they're pretty cool too.  


The takeaway: Anyone who asks GWAR for love advice deserves what they get.  

This is from the movie Downfall about Adolf Hitler.  But someone has change the subtitles to make it more funny.  There are many funny versions of this but this one had me laughing the most.  

Oh, I've been watching those Hitler Rant Parodies for years!  Did you see the one before that, where the Nazis are plotting to steal the kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?  

Speaking of Chuck Norris, try these MASHUP videos on for size!